I wish that more people who visit my site would vote on my poll. How difficult is it, really? I mean, just click the button that most appeals to you! One click, just one little click -- that's all I ask.
As of this posting, none of the voters say that they are named Tim Dowling. Really? There are TONS of us out there. Well, dozens at least (although I suppose that a couple dozen 175-pound men would in fact be "tons"). Don't tell me that I'm the only one vain enough to google myself on a daily basis occasionally. I know for a fact that at least one other does. And it appears that for all the visits to this site, a good chunk of them result from searches for him. There's an actor with my name, too. Surely he has looked for and desired this eponymous domain at some point. And strangely, I get emails every once in a while that are intended for a Tim Dowling who holds what seems to be a rather important position at McAfee (apparently Comcast recycles email addresses rather quickly after customers cancel their accounts).
I guess the point of all this is that we need to organize a Tim Dowling convention.
In other news, I have finally found the perfect pen. For the first time, I can write in my freakish left-handed way without fear of smearing, smudging, or splotching. Its ink dries amazingly fast, and it flows as smooth as silk. What is this magical pen, you ask? The Uni-Ball Jetstream. My lefty friends, write that down and go immediately to your local office supply store. I assure you, you will not be disappointed.
1. You're my favorite Tim Dowling out of all the Tim Dowlings!
2. I want this pen. I love delicious, smooth, bold ink, that doesn't smear all over the side of my hand...mmmm. It's depressing, though, when you run out of ink in a pen like that and have to go back to a regular pen. The ink looks so light in comparison, and you have to press down a lot harder than with an easy-flow pen. Sigh.
3. The only downside to those kind of pens is they stain clothes a lot easier than regular ones.
4. Let's make a million left-handed babies!
I'm in your house!
Tiiiiiiiiiiimmmm, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You'd better come out and stop me!
My husbands name is Tim Dowling and yes he googled himself lmao! Dork
Hello, Tim!
I just thought I'd let you know that you now have FOUR regular readers!
I happened across your site a few days ago (I honestly can't remember how), and it has since become Bookmarked because it makes me laugh :)
I thought you'd like to know.
Also, where is this poll you speak of? I love polls!
Wait!! I have found the poll. On the main page..