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Circadian revolutions

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Here's some practical science. In every person's brain, there is a region called the suprachiasmatic nucleus (or SCN). The name isn't important, but the SCN is our internal clock that tries to keep our bodies and minds on a daily schedule. You may have learned at some point that the brain naturally gravitates toward a 24-25 hour day when you take away the factors of sunlight and such. I've always been aware of circadian rhythms, but I've never really known what they're all about. Here's how it generally breaks down...

6:00am - Morning
6:45 - Sharpest rise in blood pressure
7:30 - Melatonin secretion stops
8:30 - Bowel movement most likely
9:00 - Highest testosterone secretion
10:00 - High alertness

12:00pm - Noon
2:30 - Best coordination
3:30 - Fastest reaction time
5:00 - Greatest cardiovascular efficiency and muscle strength

6:00pm - Evening
7:30 - Highest blood pressure
8:00 - Highest body temperature
10:00 - Melatonin secretion starts
11:30 - Bowel movements suppressed

12:00am - Midnight
2:00 - Deepest sleep
4:30 - Lowest body temperature

Rinse and repeat.


On a slightly different note, I generally have a strong disdain for extremists -- folks who for whatever reason lack the "checks and balances" section of their brain. Some make me angry, but the NYU revolutionaries who hit the news recently make me laugh (or at least chuckle and slowly shake my head). If your revolution is an action against oppression and violence, that's one thing, but if your revolution makes otherwise peaceful people want to commit acts of violence against you, then you may want to step back and reevaluate. And by "reevaluate," I mean "stop ruining good causes and do something constructive with your life."

Darn it, now I'm not chuckling anymore. Come on, I didn't want to stop chuckling. I enjoy chuckling! Sigh.

Kids these days...

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I learned on the radio this morning that back in the early 90s, CDs were actually known as "laser discs." Interesting. Thank you once again, cursorily-informed college radio guy, for prompting me to exclaim "reeeally?" to myself, out loud, in my car. I'll give him credit for having heard of the term "laserdisc," but I'm guessing he's never actually seen one in person.

Climb aboard the dream weaver train

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In an effort to keep my brain moving outside of work and school, I'm spending a few precious moments per day reading some pages in this wonderful book called Your Brain: The Missing Manual. The title might sound a little hokey, but the book is engaging, research-based, and totally not dumbed down.

I'm currently in the chapter about sleep. Like we all know about REM sleep, right? It's when our brains are practically in a state of awakeness and we do the most lucid dreaming. It's a pretty amazing phenomenon, especially considering that we still don't fully know what its function is for our brain or body. It's always seemed to me like a manifestation of our brains trying to make sense of random snippets of information that we take in throughout the day. But REM dreaming might actually primarily be a kind of brain-trainer. We first really saw this in action from a study that was done back in the 50s, when the neurons that cause paralysis during REM sleep (yup, we're actually physically paralyzed during our most lucid dreams) were cut in the brains of a few cats; while the cats were asleep, they got up and did things like clean themselves, pretend to stalk and fight, and go through the motions of attacks and retreats. (I totally want to see a video of this in action.)

If television has taught me anything, it's that when humans break their sleep paralysis, they sleepwalk down to the kitchen and make a sandwich. (Although I personally don't remember ever making lunch in my dreams.) In reality, I guess it's all about what we're especially focused on. One study arranged for people to play Tetris before going to sleep, and the subjects reported having Tetris-playing dreams; even a few amnesiacs dreamt of columns of drifting blocks, despite having no idea why! So it's like the brain tries to determine what's important at any given point in time and then tries to train itself during unconsciousness. Much to the disappointment of Gary Wright, your worries of today are probably not too likely to be taken away on the dream weaver train.

(What I want to know is: why do our brains insist on training us how to handle the situation of showing up to a test naked and unprepared?)

In conclusion, the take-away point of my lecture today is that sleep is good, and I should get more of it. Personally, I don't think I get enough REM sleep; I'd bet that a few too many others are in the same boat.

This actually is making me kind of sleepy right now. Great. I shouldn't have done this before finishing my dissertation work for the night. And what if I start sleepwalking tonight while I'm dreaming about sleepwalking? Man, this is getting heavy...

I am extremely terrified of canadian people

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If you search for something on google.com, you might see a few "suggested searches" pop up as you type. Supposedly, these suggestions coincide with what your fellow Google patrons have been searching for recently, and I guess that can come in handy sometimes. One of the writers at Gizmodo discovered a bit of amusement by typing "I am extremely" into the Google search box.

Here are the top ten results, paired with the number of people who have searched for each phrase:

I am extremely angry12,300,000
I am extremely tired11,100,000
I am extremely depressed4,750,000
I am extremely shy3,580,000
I am extremely pleased930,000
I am extremely grateful839,000
I am extremely happy769,000
I am extremely jealous377,000
I am extremely lonely321,000
I am extremely terrified of chinese people303,000
                                                                    
First of all: the Chinese? Sure, a billion people who don't speak your language can seem a bit intimidating...but they're soooo far away. It's like being afraid of Australians! I think it'd be much more appropriate to be terrified of the Canadians or the Mexicans; I feel like we really don't give them enough credit. 

Secondly, I've never felt compelled to type my current emotions into a Google search. I suppose that googling "I am extremely angry" is healthier than keying your ex's car, but it still strikes me as odd. Are these poor folks looking for some sort of answer? Or a support group? 

Or love?

I also wonder how much overlap there is between the "angry," "depressed," and "terrified of chinese people" groups. One thing that we can take solace in, though, is that most people who are angry are neither terrified of Chinese people nor lonely. We are an angry nation, but we have friends, and we don't feel like we have to direct our anger to anything in particular. Truly, this is why I'm proud to be an American.

[Edit: apparently the ethnic terror is not actual terror (well, mostly at least), but rather the manifested interest in a PostSecret submission and/or the subtle-as-a-bag-of-bricks satirically xenophobic article that was inspired by said PostSecret submission. Oh well.]

Did you know that Romeo and Juliet was a play?

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I was listening to local FM station WPGU on my way to work the other day, and the wacky morning DJs ("The Odd Couple," they call themselves) were discussing their favorite movie sequels. Upon mention of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, one of them asked the other, "Did you know that Lord of the Rings was a book?"

True story.

High functioning basketball

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This is a little old, but I somehow just came across it. What I'm wondering is why hadn't they considered putting this kid in earlier in the season. I guess it makes for a better story, but doesn't it seem weird that they wouldn't have caught a glimpse of him casually shooting around in the gym at some point? And realized that he could maybe kind of sort of be a useful asset during an actual game?

Also, I would totally move to Rochester just so I could have WHAM as my local TV station.

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