Ad nausea

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Not that this is any big surprise, but (gasp!) fast food almost always misrepresents itself in advertisements. There's nothing like like a good illustration of a concept, though, so here you go: yummm

I've been wanting to try the delicious-looking KFC Mashed Potato Bowl for a while now, but never got around to it. I think I'll stop wanting.

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Um...dude. The real-life KFC bowl doesn't look that bad.

"LIKE ZOMFG MICHELLE THE CHEEZ MELTED ON TOP OF IT EWWWWW THATS SO GROSS LOL!!!1"

Timberly, calm down. The food was probably pretty hot. Food Sciences 101: When cheese is in close proximity to heat, it has a tendency to melt. Considering this dumbass waited to take his food home before photographing it, the bowl was sitting for probably 5-15 minutes under a lid, giving the cheese ample time to get all soft and gooey. Had he taken a picture immediately after purchase, I suspect the bowl would resemble the advertisement more closely.

Oh man, delicious gooey melted cheese - who the hell wants THAT? My favorite is when the cheese is all cold and hard and solid, you know, like the way they serve it on pizza and pasta and grilled cheese and nachos and tuna melt sandwiches. OH WAIT - no one serves cheese that way because it SUCKS.

Antagonistically yours,
Michelle ;)

P.S. - I'm going to take a special trip tomorrow to KFC to order this, and I'll make a video of myself enjoying it with great gusto. YOU'LL BE SORRY THEN.

P.P.S. - You know what, baby, it really saddens me that you feel the need to judge everything based on external appearances. What's next, Tim - blatant racism? I think you should try looking past the color of a man's skin and into the KFC bowl of his heart.

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