Hey hey hey, today is Michelle's birthday! I hope she parties heartily; she deserves to let loose more than anyone right now. Of course, it would be nice if I could actually be with her to celebrate, but that's how the cookie crumbles.
Mmm, I should get her a giant birthday cookie when she comes back to town. That would be so delicious. No, wait, a giant birthday cookie skillet! With ice cream! Michelle, mark this down - we are going to share a gigantic warm cookie topped with the ice cream of your choice (even butter pecan!), which in turn will likely be topped with chocolate.
Can you tell that I haven't eaten dinner yet?
CLICK ME!Anyway, back to topic. Whenever I hear the word "birthday" nowadays, I automatically think of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, and the beautiful singing of Jan and Wayne Skylar (the only married news team in the tri-county area). I'm sure everyone assumes that the song was intended for Dr. Steve Brule, but I just noticed something today that makes me wonder if that really is the case. I don't know how I missed this before...
I came back to watch the wonderful video again and it's not working! Cruel, Tim, just cruel! Isn't it enough that I officially entered old age yesterday? This feeble 24-year-old simply can't keep up with all the new technology - I need a whippersnapper like you to keep things up and running!
P.S. - Let's eat EVERYTHING in the WORLD next time we see each other!