Non-update

I have done a poor job of updating my blog as of late. I plan on putting something up here in the near future. And no, this post doesn't count as "something." It would be rather silly of me to refer to this post in the future tense, wouldn't it? Although I suppose that it could make sense given that it will be online in the future relative to the moments in which I am writing these words. Well, regardless of whether you want to view this from the perspective of my future or your present, this post still doesn't count. Sorry for wasting your time with this self-referential tripe!